Hooboy am I mad, I am very peeved at a bunch of holier than thou types that have taken over in every part of the entertainment, a bejewled cockroach that everyone thinks is wonderful but forgets they are still cockroaches.

I am talking about fanfiction writers, sorry, "authors" as they want to be known as by the masses. Neckbeard boys and neckbeard girls who wittle out fiction with the help of fifteen other people based on someone's hard earned efforts than demand to be taken seriously. That their 38, 000 word trite about Sailor Moon's love of tacos in the late 18th centery that forty other Authors already tackled be reguarded as a second coming of Hemmingway, and get mad when the 100 word story about Professor Tomoe dealing with the Witches 5 while they P.M.S.ing gets more attention. Sure your grammar is perfect, characters studied and wikied, spelling is right and you've plotted this whole thing over five years with twenty other authors, this guy pounded it out on the toilet after watching the show one time. The difference is the guy is a quick fun read, and you are so boring it's a choir just to make it pass the first paragraph.

Gah, I hate these "Authors". They make a fun thing, like reading and writing, into a choir that was sucked off all life out of it. Rules upon rules, I already have to deal with entertaining the reader and remembering the confusing rules of grammar, which Authors always point out but never tell you what it is, but now I have to deal with Tropes, which I call BS on because its just a cliche that sounds like a fish.

"Look Dave, I caught me a Trope!

But other rules like OC, OOC, IC, IPC, Jugglos. And let's not forget the writer killer, Mary Sue witch hunt. There is more Sues here than a Redneck Family Reunion, there's Mary, and Black Hole, Peggy, Regular, Bland, Sneezy, Dopey. Look it's the anti Sue which was created because these idiots kept on screamng about the "perfect" one, Over there is the Flawed Sue and Hero Sue, Villian Sue spiked the punch bowl.

Look. If you write fanfiction, fine. Just don't act like your shit is gold with ruby stones peppering it. You are a fanfiction writer, the lowest of the writer's totem pole, beneath TP instruction writer and Diaper removal guide author. Stealing other's characters, saying your work is BETTER than the original and acting like every other medium must bow to your whim is the lowest of the low. Lower than Twilight, lower than Grown Ups 3, lower than Michael Bay. You're dirt. And unless you actually faced rejection, struggled to get your work to meet formating requirements and a mirade of other stuff that happens when trying to crawl out of the FFN muck you will be DIRT and should have NO say in any form of entertainment, not even your fellow "Authors".

This is Part A, Part B is coming soon.