"Pinkie, when a vampire pony asks you to 'make her bindings more comfortable,' you say NO!"

"I didn't know pulling that rope would get her arms free!"

"Shhh! Ya'll forget we're in th' middle of a castle crawlin' with other vampire ponies! Keep yer voices down."

"All this decor is... atrocious. Broken mirrors? Piles of dirt? Savages..."

"Quiet, there she is. Applejack, tie her up again. Rainbow Dash, you-"

"..."

"Where did Rainbow Dash go?"

"... Rarity? Applejack? Pinkie Pie?"

[hissing sound]

"... Horseapples."

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Flutterbat. Casket. Underwear. In late december. I got nothin'. Happy holidays btw.