Never buy cut-rate liquor, even if it’s a great sale. It always tastes much nastier than the more expensive stuff. Plus, it apparently turns you into a Maltese tiger.

Human stock by mrs-durden-stock
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Tiger stock by nefarostock, falln-stock, lakela and killerru
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http://lakela.deviantart.com/art/Tiger-23-294722748
http://killerru.deviantart.com/art/Tiger-stock-303082178