White Elephant 'Gift' Delivery: Item #0002ELPH

For the weight-obsessed, health-crazed herbivore of the herd. Our staff of talking elephantine scientists have devised a scale to accurately convey and convert its user to a meet their beauty standards: with patented, power-packed, pachyderm technology, weight-loss becomes a thing of the past!

Watch those kilograms, stones, and pounds melt away as it's converted to tons (or tonnes)! That number looks smaller! Amazing!

We can't give these away fast enough!

Made for my Patreon XMas 2022 party pack. I picked five anonymous suggestions from patrons for incredibly cursed 'gift' ideas and sketched every one of them.
Why is this #2? No reason! The list is randomly ordered.

Original FA post: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50345570/
My Patreon 8===D : https://patreon.com/postalroo