Rated moderate because I apparently triggered one of the game-mods with this thing. OOPS?

In any case, there was an in-character writing contest in Route and NATURALLY I HAD TO ENTER MY CHARACTER. The prompts were cute little fables like "Why does Psyduck have a headache" or "Why does Tangela hide its face", but I play a Silent Hill character so naturally in their entry, NOTHING WAS GOING TO BE OKAY AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO HURT.

Tangela is (c) Nintendo, although whether or not they want this version is entirely up in the air.