My ex's dog have this habit of making a huge fuzz before sneezing just to let out the most dumb and ridiculous "sneeze" ever (that sounds like a gentle huff).

Every single time.

Unless he has his face pointing at you, then it's without warning and full force.

Little prick.

Also not really in the mood to do a whole lot of anything, a minor thing happened but social phobia made it ridiculously huge and I'm afraid of life itself lmao.

I need therapy so fucking bad.