"You are fine exactly the way you are."

When I was a wee doge my favorite pony was Baby Lofty, who was a “beddy-bye eye” pony. Instead of regular painted eyes, they had eyes like baby dolls, that closed when you laid them on their sides. Unfortunately the effect was creepy at best, and downright terrifying at worst. The eyes had a tendency to rust, and most collectors hated them. This never kept me from loving Baby Lofty and her mom Lofty, though.

I thought it would be interesting to translate it into a real condition. So. Pone.