<sub>My life reads like the classifieds.
Pages of what's for sale; what's on the auction block.
Attention bidders! It's Lot 45.
He's got a decent voice, he's got that crooked smile.
Hold on, you haven't heard the best yet.
He writes good storylines, he's got those honest eyes.
So take him home for just $9.95.
He'll sing the songs you like, he'll keep you warm at night.

Sorry the writing on the notebook is in Latin, I didn't know what to write so I just wrote my opening sentence in my Latin 'about me' homework.
It reads puella est de brittania non de asiam rectus which should translate into The girl is from Britain, not from Asia correct? Though I did forget Nonne at the beginning to make it a question.

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