On a boat. In the middle of the sea after a hard storm. It feels like the man on the boat would hear "Hello hooman. I am the Mermay of these waters. But I have a request of you. I wish to be a cat. In a nice home. With milk, tasty foods, and much pets on the daily. Afford me this and treat me well. And I will protect you from evil spirits and bring you general good luck and health to your household." The man shocked looks off to the side to think for a second. Then turns back and says "Yes Mermay! I shall call you "Mr. Fuzzles!"" The Mermay's eyes widen slightly at the shock. "Yy..yes, Mr. Fuzzles. That.. will be fine." =^.^=