"Om-a Luigi. Number-a one...
The Mushroom Kingdom is-a afraid of me...
I have seen it's-a true face-a...
The streets are extended free floating-a platforms and pipes and the pipes are full-a blood...
and when the drains finally scab over, all-a the goombas will drown....

The accumulated filth of all-a their princess napping and murder will foam up about-a their waists...
and all-a the Koopas and Hammer Brothers will look-a up and shout-a "SAVE US!"...

...And I'll look down and whisper...

"OH NO! MAMA MIYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Wanted to do something Luigi themed in honor of 2013, Year of Luigi. I'd like to add that as usual, I did not make that background, I found it on Google.

(originally uploaded to FA November 18th, 2013)