Ishmael, to his coworkers:
"You're never gonna believe this, never ever! See, these folks down at the Tavern were scheming, planning, getting themselves ready for something oh-so nefarious! I listened, mhm, yes I did.." [Nodding.] "Write it down kid, write it all down because it's only getting more grim the longer I yap, yap, and yap!"