Voice coming from Phone:
"Look girlie, all you need to know about Rosebud's Radical Rentals is they were a massive flop in all of Centauri. Not a chance they'd set up shop on Woven's soil, let alone Boreal's snow!"

[Clearing throat.]

"You wanna know why? The characters for instance: Ugly, ugly things. Brady Bray for instance, stuff of nightmares for kids back then. Maybe the modern-day freaks would eat designs like hers up but it's too late. You can't wish away bankruptcy. Thank Christ that she and the others are rotting in pieces."

[Sniffling as papers are flipped.]

"Birthday parties with 'em were disasters.. The animatronics were always breaking down, leaking coolant on the carpet. Be thankful you're working for Funky Friday's Celebratorium, Ms. Mateus, cause we've improved on every failure these chucklefucks made."