[ LOOPSWILL LENS - JUNE 28TH, 2023 ]

Authorities were called into Collins Mall today after reports of a self-described 'rapper' known as J0NNY MP3 was found to have started an altercation with an a customer at the clothing outlet FAMOUS.

When security officer Gunthrie Michels was asked about the incident, he mentioned that "Conrad Stefan is a regular troublemaker in the area. A burn-out with no future, despite what lofty lyrics he spews onto social media."