"My name is Starbiter: I’m not a unicorn, I’m a one horned goat. I do one thing and I do it well: I hope you have health insurance"

Not into MLP as much as I used to be (the last couple of seasons were a bit “eh” to me), but I still had some unexplainable need to have a persona for it. But I couldn’t decide on what pony type I’d be - I’d almost settled for a unicorn (unicorns are awesome and sparkly), then a friend pointed out the majestic beast that is a one horned goat and it was perfection. If I’m gonna be in a world full of pastel coloured ponies, I’m going to be a little shit of a one horned goat.

She also has limited unicorn powers. By that I mean she can only levitate things literally right in front of her face and can only do it if she’s looking at it after. She also bites things and is most likely not allowed in Ponyville unless supervised.

And yes I did the asshole thing and gave her star markings AND a star cutie mark. Because I still have the conundrum of what comes first: the name or the cutiemark. Plus stars. Stars go on everything or else.