I would certainly like to believe things have gone beyond that bar...!

"Beyond the bar? Hell, they went beyond the fuckin' gas station a mile away!"

Oh, the conversations I tended to ruin while drunk. I wasn't really an alcoholic, as nobody told me I depended on beer, but I did kinda drink it a little bit more than I'd liked and I was so incoherent.

(no I never was drunk)

(this is more shit from 2008)

(it really is about as complicated as it got, this along with warped at Sea)

(parentheses)

(yes I named the filenames really dumb shit back then)

(no you can't see the filenames on weasyl it was "oops oh on")