"Would you believe that this particular question came from a small experiment of me trying to balance two balls on my chest? ( Why? Because I was bored and they were there. )

While looking at those green balls on my boobs, I started to think about testicles. Odd thing to compare tennis balls to, but I'm a furry and think that everything, even innocent things, are dirty and sexual. I went online to FA and e621 and decided to do a search on "balls" and "testicles". My screen was soon flooded with giant testicles hanging between the legs of men and herms. I caught myself browsing too much and just closed the windows. I begin to think about why people love large ball sacs on males and herms. I remember asking this question when Ookami drew me with Deonwolf's ( on FurAffinity ) character Peach, but I didn't really get any solid explanation from anyone. The question still remained in my head. I don't have balls, so I wouldn't know how they would feel between a my legs ( no sexual pun intended ) or how big they are suppose to be before you consider it to be a medical problem and need to seek treatment.

Most of my search online led me to various male artists who drew their characters with large balls. They were drawn to the point where they were as big as their own body, yet they could still move their legs around them. Some were even sitting on them like bean bags "like a boss". Of course in the drawings there were a jet stream of cum or some kind of inflation or mess. The shape of the balls also puzzled me. I saw what testicles look like through medical photographs ( they look like large red beans ) and then looked at the images drawn by artists ( which looked like inflated water balloons ). Why do guys or any type of artist draws testicles perfectly round, even when dangling? Is it more attractive to have them round instead of oval shaped? Maybe easier to draw or something? They feel like only a thin pair of flesh and tubing is keeping those things from snapping and falling off the body itself.

...Am I thinking TOO realistically and there is no such thing as Gravity...?

What is the big sexual attraction to large testicles? Is it the same question that "bigger is better"? Is it a sign that you carry a large amount of cum and you would love to fill someone up or do a bit of wall painting? Do men like to have something very large between their legs as they walk about? If so, how the heck can you walk or wear pants that conceals everything? Are testicles something that men want to inflate via something?

Speaking of large and round, what about BREASTS? This I can talk about and relate to. I have them.

Its not just the large balls that the furry character is presenting, its also the large breasts. The breasts are on the same figure as the large balls, or the hyper-balled male is with a girl with same or bigger size breasts. Its the same figure on all female and herm characters: skinny body, very large breasts and balls/sheath. Ookami drew something about big breasts once, but I can't remember what it was. I just remember that Ookami was right: big breasts DO hurt the back if not properly supported. Big breasts can even become a bother when you get older ( sagging ) or they become too large that you can't see your feet anymore and you are left with a screwed up back. Now I'm not one to complain that sometimes having big breasts can be sexy and rather an ego boost ( much like a man praising about his cock size ), but there should be a size limit AND your body should match your rack size as well. A skinny girl should not have her exact or higher body weight stuffed in her bra.

I noticed that most men draw girls with big breasts. That is not headline news there. Some female furry artists draw their characters with big breasts as well, almost hyper. I'm curious why females like to draw their character with over size breasts. Is it because you have the same breast size IRL, or something you wish to have, or maybe a fetish, or an attention magnet? And also, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DRAW THEM SO AMPLE?! Where is the gravity?!

So yeah... BIG BALLS AND BIG BREASTS. I'm questioning it even I know that it's a fetish and some people love to have things a bit bigger than normal. But I'm seeing it everywhere and I'm just wondering if there is something MORE to it than just a fetish. Is it another part of the primal side in us, showing us that men with large balls can have a greater chance of impregnating a female/or stretch her belly like a waterballoon, and that a female with large breasts have a better chance to produce milk and breast feed their mate or child?

... I'm sure, right now, you are looking through FA and e621 and looking at large equine testicles and cocks and large lactating bovine breasts. How do I know this? I have three screens up with art showing large balls and huge lactating breasts on characters and I can't stop staring!! 0.o;;

If anyone could help me answer these questions, in your own words, that would be awesome. I would LOVE some feedback even from artists who draws these particular enlarged body parts on their characters.

Many thanks for reading and thank you Ookami for drawing me! YES, I do have a "2% Milk" shirt! Drink me! XD

- PussyCat a.k.a PC

senseless rant written by PC

artwork © 2013 Alex Cockburn