COME DOWN TODAY TO LARRY AND JERRY'S CONSULTANT OFFICE. TIRED OF LIVING? LIFE NOT GOING YOUR WAY? ARE YOUR ASSETS BEING LIQUIDATED? DIDN'T PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS BECAUSE YOU SQUALOR IN POVERTY? ARE YOU A PIECE OF SHIT? IF ANY OF THIS HAS HAPPENED TO YOU DON'T WORRY WE HAVE THE SOLUTION! THE FIRST 20 PEOPLE THAT COME THROUGH OUR DOORS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT! DON'T WANT TO KILL YOURSELF CAUSE YOU'RE A COWARD? WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU! BUT BE QUICK CAUSE WE'RE ONLY DOING 20! OUR COMPANY HAS GONE UNDER AND AFTER THIS EVENT WE'RE KILLING OURSELVES! YES YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIE AND SUFFER IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS ALONE WE'LL BE THERE TOO! COME DOWN FOR THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT AT LARRY AND JERRY'S CONSULTANT OFFICE!