Katie: YES, WE'RE ON SCENE NOW, THE "MOONBLOB" AS IT'S BEEN REFERRED TO RECENTLY HAS NOW JUST MANAGED TO LEAVE THE FARM. NOW, HERE IN PHILLY, THE BLACK MASS SHEEPDOG SEEMS TO BE MAGICALLY LEVITATING PEOPLE AND EATING THEM ALIVE IN ONE BITE! WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF IT RECOGNIZES US.

Ok, so those in Philly, make sure you keep your doors and windows closed, otherwise you'll be it's next meal.

Katie: Can I interrupt? Ok, it recognizes us. It's still eating people but it might be because it trusts us. We've seen its Shiba friend behind it, so it might be just hungry.