While mommy Tempy was out getting dinner....

Greed and Obsolete stood over Cernunnos, who was now rolling around on the floor.

Obsolete: oh

Greed: Fuck

Obsolete: How long til it wears off?

Greed: Not soon enough, Tempy will be home any minuet

Obsolete: We're fucked

Greed: Think we could get him into his bed and not have her notice?

Obsolete: She went to get pizza, he is always first in line and they usually curl up on the couch and watch Supernatural, if he's sleeping she'll worry.

Greed: We're boned

At that moment the front door opened and Tempy came in with an armful of boxes from their favorite pizza place.

Tempy: I'm home, boys!

Obsolete and Greed looked at each other in dismay, they knew they were done for.

Obsolete: Welcome home, babe

Tempy: Well, come get pizza!

Upon hearing his favorite food, Cernunnos flopped onto his back and twisted about

Cernunnos: Piiiiizzzzaaaaaaa

Greed quickly stooped to pick up the wiggling Synx, but not before Tempy walked into the living room.

Tempy: OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY?!

Greed: Technically, WE didn't do anything

Obsolete: It's Greed's fault

Greed looked to Obsolete in absolute betrayal and shock.

Greed: Way to throw a nigga under a bus!

Tempy: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Greed sighed in defeat as he lifted the squirming Synx into his arms.

Greed: He got into the bud...

Tempy: FUCK

Tempy quickly took her pet from Greed and walked to the couch.

Tempy: Get me two plates, one slice pepperoni, one slice cheese, two mozzarella sticks on each plate and a bucket of wings with ranch. My baby and I are going to sit here and watch Supernatural and I don't want to talk to either of you.

Greed and Obsolete sighed and carried out the instructions they were given before returning to the kitchen to eat their own food.

Greed: Thanks a lot

Obsolete: She'll get over it when she sees how hilarious he acts

Greed: How long do you think that will take?

Obsolete: Give it to the end of their episode

Obsolete ©

Greed © Greed Howard

Tempy, Cernunnos, Art, Story © Niji Tenshi AkA Tempy Gentlewing and Gentlewing Creations