He is trained to look imposing in the background while you monologue. He can hold off the Power of Friendship long enough for you to reach the escape pod for the next season. He will read your evil manifesto, and never question it. Unless you want him to, so you can call him a fool and deliver more exposition. Redemption arcs are negotiable by contract.

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