(Not me piercing my c00chie and sternum at once)

"The hoarding behaviour of dragons most likely evolved because dragons have a soft, unarmored "Achilles spot" on their bellies. When they lie on treasure, some of the jewels stick, providing them with protection in their one vulnerable area. The dragons who evolved this hoarding behaviour were the ones who survived. Those who did not are no longer with us."
- Dragonology

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