After that, Sakura was never asked to do a nude photoshoot for another pinup/sports magazine ever again; Sakura looks calm and refined nearly all of the time-but on the inside is a seething pot of sarcasm and stinging remarks underneath all of that innocuously pink fur

I love making deceivingly attractive characters who turn out to be secretly horrible somehow

No, she doesn't do either of the things she mentioned doing to keep her figure, she's just being a gigantic asshole