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Diary of a Cheetos Addict by Mr. Dubcat

Diary of a Cheetos Addict

Mr. Dubcat

Hey, guys- Gabe here. I want to talk about Twist today. I found a secret that I felt shouldn't have found..

So, a few days back, I went up to the attic. I was putting some old stuff up when I noticed this small book lying on top of a box, I opened it to the first page and noticed that it was Twist's writing? I was surprised at this, I didn't know Twist wrote stuff, as well remembering Twist buying a book. I wanted to know more about it, so I sat down somewhere and read the first page..

DAY 1

Dear Diary,

A few days ago, Me and Gabe went to the market, It could have been the usual- get the groceries we needed, pay, and head straight back home, no problem, But that trip changed my life. As we were getting to the cash register, something caught my eye.. It was a medium sized bag, colored blue and orange, with big text saying.. CHEETOS. I never tried one, so I bought it. Back at home, I opened the bag and ate one chip, and HOLY GUACAMOLE IT TASTED LIKE CHEESY GOODNESS BOUGHT ON ZEUS' FOOD MAGIC.. I finished the bag but kinda disappointed.

DAY 2

Dear Diary,

It was only a week after my first time, and I feel somethings wrong with me. I been constantly craving for Cheetos the ENTIRE day, I didn't feel like eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner, and I just want to run to the market to buy a bag. I don't understand this, HOW CAN YOU BE ADDICTED TO CHIPS?? I thought you can only get addicted to drugs! I just really hope this is just me being crazy or something.

DAY 3

HAHAHA, I can't beLive believe what i did! I just snuck out in the middle of the night and just ran to the market! MY FEet really hurt right now, but it was all woth worth it! God, it tastes so good, So much CHEESYNESS in a bag, This is the BEST Idea i ever had!!!!!

It looks like there are two more pages but I stopped and couldn't read it anymore. NO SERIOUSLY, the two pages were, and I swear, completely covered in CHEETO DUST. I don't even know how that's possible..

What do you guys think? I really don't know if I should talk to him about it, he might get angry at me for snooping around his stuff. But if don't, he could possibly do things worse than day 3..

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