Are having troubles with the bad wolf? Are you waking up headless?

Then stop whining and buy..

BITE-NO-MORE WOLF REPELLENT!

Made out of a mixture of smells Wolves absolutely hate, This can will drive wolves back to the moon! You can spray it anywhere! Your House! Your Car! Your Business! Anywhere Your Heart Desires!

Those copy cats can't make anything like Bite-No-More Wolf Repellent can show!

So don't take up space waiting and buy your can NOW!!

(And coming soon, Bite-No-More Pocket Repellent! For On-The-Go Avoidance on those pesky wolves!)