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Are you a horny, acne-ridden teen who's looking to get it on? Are you a awkward anime-weeaboo always on tumblr looking for people like you? Are you a lonely nerd who desperately needs a PARTY???
..Then Call Wolfgang! The literal PARTY ANIMAL! Guaranteed to turn any lame-ass party into a Hollywood-Style MEGAPARTY!! Promises 1 hot girl in every group of 5 or YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
Call 202-555-WOLFGANG now for only 35$/hour!
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Oh come on! You should come, trust me, I been there lots of time and I havnt been eaten yet!
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AAWWOOOOOOO!!
wait, cannibal? I don't know if I want to go to this kind of party anymore ԅ(☉Д☉)╮