November 6, 2014 at 07:33:44 UTC
Sick of pets with a short life span? Find yourself getting attached to your furry friend, only for it to die years later? Why not invest in a pet that’s more reliable? Might I suggest one that is already dead?
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MadFerret on November 6, 2014 at 18:45:03 UTC
I'd give 'im a belly rub, but then I might get ichor on my hands :C
Mortimus on November 7, 2014 at 00:23:51 UTC
Or you'd smell bad after.
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MadFerret
I'd give 'im a belly rub, but then I might get ichor on my hands :C