Since it's become a hot topic of discussion, it's true: Milkie's decided to get implants. Much like Jon and his nano-dick, and Noriko and her nano-boobs, Milkie's gone and gotten the best damn embiggening a guy can get right in his gluteus maximus. It's safe, it's healthy, and it feels good to grow!

I don't think this guy needs to worry about being too small ever again. Nothing a few presses of the remote can't solve! Standing in line for coffee has suddenly become a great time when there's a cute guy or girl to tempt behind him.

Now he just needs to learn how to shake it, break it, and make it bounce!

Art by Norithics