Looking after a crypt is hard.

Milkette has a real life to lead and an actual house to clean, and souls to reap in the underworld, and copies of Metroid: Other M she would give away for free if someone would take them. She couldn't do this all on her own and Nori's minions started refusing to clean the basement. It came to a time where she needed to get a minion of her own; just one would do. So she went to go pick one up... you know, at the minion store.

Turns out she can easily bullshit her way into passing off as a villain thanks to her evil lich form. She was allowed to waltz right in and pick whatever one she wanted as long as she claimed to be interested in harvesting the souls of the innocent.

She could have taken a servant who works hard, but she saw this one and knew that's what she wanted. Big, succulent lips, silky hair, girthy hips, an obnoxiously bubbly backside and a big fat dong; this dragon had all the requirements she felt she needed in a servant. The fact he could clean was a bonus!

So she picked him up. He introduced himself with his given dragon name: Bekiw Juroshog Kous'gisirm (put that through a draconic word dictionary and space out the apostrophe, I dare you).

"That name's too much of a mouthful, you're Fagon now."

"Fagon?" He asked, bewildered.

"You know, fag dragon," She explained.

"Oh. My. God. Are you being serious right now?"

"Come, Fagon! Off to your new home!"

This is Fagon, a Rainbow Dragon. By far not the most ferocious of dragons or even very old, he's not all that scary. His breath weapon is literally rainbows and glitterdust. His spells include Dancing Lights, Color Spray, Rainbow Pattern, and Magic Mouth.

He never hesitates to declare how much he dislikes his boss. She's so soft and squishy and bossy and bratty and just such a... a girl! He's so gay that women actually gross him out, so it's doubly awful when his owner basically forces him to have sex with her. The boners he keeps getting in the act don't mean a damn thing.

He's sassy as all heck and has scathing remarks to go around. He's got something to say about everything, and he'll let you hear it.

Art by Kecomaster