Conley Magee has a problem--- he is in love.

Conley Magee has a BIG problem-- he is in love with a straight man.

Conley Magee has a BIGGER problem-- he is in love with a straight vampire: Cajun Blunt.

Depicted here is a scene with Caje and Conley watching some cheesy vampire movie... and we get to see a peek into Conley's rather overactive imagination, fantasizing about the unattainable.

"Oh, that my blood were water, thou athirst,

And thou and I in some far Desert land,

How would I shed it gladly, if but first

It touched thy lips, before it reached the sand."

(Mature, though nothing naughty is seen)

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