Story time! My dear wifey wants to get a cottoncandy snow / salmon snow / some other pink variation of corn snake, and every one we've seen has been a whole lot of nope (they don't have good temperaments, if that makes sense), but every non-pink one we've seen has been amazing (hello ghost corn over in brockport). So, this was born. All pink snakes are nope ropes apparently. .
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