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Haiku Bunch, first round! by Medli

So I just went ahead and compiled all the Haikus from that round of prompts into one pile. It's Haiku, prompt, and name of prompter. The next round will be two stanzas each, maybe we can get a thing going so every round gets longer. |D

No one hates bacon
Except vegetarians
But they eat flowers.

[BACON]
-Vadiant-

Cheeseheads are yummy
Because they are made of cheese
As the name just says

[CHEESEHEADS]
-Misem-

Droplets coming out
Of your nose when you must sneeze
Spreading the toothpaste

[DROPLETS]
-Zatsudan-

I am a Kraut, man
We are better than Cheeseheads
All glory to Kraut

[KRAUTS]
-Misem-

The otter is dead
He has choked on a fishbone
This is way too sad.

[MISEM´S DEATH]
-Misem-

Misem the otter
Who also is a cheesehead
Eats fish all day long

[MISEM]
-Cheesehead1-

Raving big tigers
Dancing with a leopard
Sheesh what did you take

[RAVING BIG CATS]
-Tiggy-

Resonance in rooms
That only works when they are
So big and empty.

[RESONANCE]
-Kaido-

Look at that stone there
Isn´t it remarkable?
What a pretty stone.

[STONE]
-Misem-

Zatsudan is mute
Yet he talks more than you do
I find that scary.

[HOW MUTE ZATSUDAN IS]
-Misem-

Haiku Bunch, first round!

Medli

These were fun, but also are really old. |D

EDIT: Whoa Weasyl. Apparently italics is invisible, that one's a bug. For the time being, you'll have to mark the text!

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