Max, as you know, the zoo's been getting fewer and fewer visitors. Transferring Kid Kong up north really hit us hard. But don't think that this is bad news for you. In fact, we have a promotion available. A full time position. If you accept, we can provide you with free meals, a hefty pay bonus, weekends off, and no more shoving around heavy crates in the dark hours of the morning. If you are interested, meet me in the gorilla exhibit after closing tonight. It's a life changing experience that I know a strong bachelor like you will be perfect for.

-Zookeeper Chuck Darwin