TFW you enjoy healing but also get off to people's misery. TFW you learned to be a doctor for all the wrong reasons. TFW Steve Martin playing the dentist in 'The Little Shop Of Horrors' is your role model.
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Y'know I genuinely enjoy helping people as a mentor in FF14. Granted few people ever ask for help, but I'm still satisfied single-handedly holding entire 8-Player Shitshow from falling a part at the seams. Also it's really, really, REALLY funny watching new players get blown up.