Fellas, what's the creepiest thing your mom's ever said to you? Here's my contender-

It was right around the time my mom was cutting pizza for our dinner last night, and I was getting the plates out, she sniffed me and said the creepiest thing I've ever heard her say.

Mom: Mmm~! You smell really good! What's your secret, sweetie?

Me: (clearly uncomfortable) It's just... deodorant...

Mom: Oh.

And that was it. Seriously, all I do to keep myself clean is use deodorant and shower daily. Nothing much. If you're that impressed by someone using deodorant and showering daily, then something's up. Just sayin'.