Heh, my first episode of the series. It may start off as a shameless parody of Nu Pogodi but it gets original episodes in the future somehow. Anyways, enjoy, hopefully there will be new characters added in the future somehow, along with more female slapstick along the way.

N and Jaxie : Episode 1 (The Great Vocaloid Museum)
It was a fine day for N to just be minding his own business at the Vocaloid museum that he went to look at Vocaloid stuff when all of a sudden, an unwanted guest appeared. It was a tall lanky purple bunny in the name of Jax. And of course, N didn’t like that big guy in particular since Jax had continued to ruin N’s life, like, a long time ago. It all started with Jax bonking N on the head with a bench, then as they grew up, Jax started to steal N’s popularity, his swag, and his rizz as well, making N a miserable jealous guy. So N decided to give that eggplant a bad time of his life!
Just then, N noticed the ‘no fireworks’ sign on the wall. And of course, that gave him a bad idea. He was going to use the firework in his hand to either scare or blast the big rabbit guy away. So he set up the firework and turned around, not knowing what could happen when the aim went wrong. And of course, it backfired straight onto N, since the firework wasn’t even headed in Jax’s direction at all. It blasted straight up the back of N’s ‘dress’, causing it to catch fire, including the tip of his tail.
When N looked back, he noticed that this wasn’t what he expected, making him do a pain-powered leap into the celling thus creating a large hole next to the small hole that the firework made, and then he crashed back onto the ground and blew out the fire on his tail before it could ignite the Nanite acid and explode him, but then the ground underneath him started to crack due to the shock of the fall. “Uh oh?” was all N could say before he crashed down six feet under. And to add insult to injury, Jax just looked down at him and said, "It's not abuse if he just dunked himself!". But as fast as Jax could even finish his words, an enraged N flew out of the hole in the ground with his wings spread out, saying “Chinga tu Madre-“ but his words were cut short by the Hatsune Miku statue’s arm going down and accidentally smacking him with the leek in its hands. “Damn……” was all he could say as he fainted and fell into the hole again.
When N regained his senses, he found Jax still staring at him.
“Well, I’m surprised you still live on after all that commotion.” Jax teased, but N didn’t lose either. “Chinga tu madre, Jax. You don’t think I’ve forgot all the wrongs you did to me? I’ve kept them all written down in my note. Reason number one, you bonked me in the head with a bench. Reason number two, you made me lose my ex-girlfriend V, because you stole the necklace right in front of her and when I was chasing you I accidentally smacked her face with a flip-flop. And Reason number three…… Hey, where did he go?”
Before N could even finish his words, Jax had went off to hide in a vase. N looked all around for him, but he couldn’t find him until his eyes drifted off to that certain vase, and he started to look for a hammer to make the bunny come out. “Hey, how’d you even get into there anyway? I haven’t even finished my talk with you!”
Jax, upon hearing this, thought he was in trouble, so he jumped out and hid before N could whack the vase with the gigantic eggplant he found. When N smacked the vase multiple times, it turned into a goblet, then a teapot, then a samovar, then into a chamber pot. “Damn! I guess he isn’t in there at all!” N threw the vase on the floor after not finding Jax inside of it, but it didn’t break, instead it returned to its original shape.
Just then, Octopus Luka somehow magically came to life in front of N. “Who are you looking for?” she asked.
“Oh great, now a talking octopus comes to my aid. Well, if you’re going to show off your unusual powers, can you use it to give Jax a bad time? He’s a big rabbit about this tall, and he’s purple all over, and he has a big smile……” N explained to Luka, who somehow got the point.
“Well, then I’m glad to be of service. I’ll go on your head to see if we can find him!” Luka then jumped on N’s head, and together they scooted off to find him, and they soon found Jax hiding in the hall of warriors and cannons with Vocaloid mannequins in military costumes of various historical eras.
“There he is, behind the shield! Get him!” N ordered Luka.
“Yes sir!” Luka used the catapult to launch various cannonballs at Jax, and ended up breaking the shield, but she accidentally threw N too, making him fly straight into the hall of ancient Egyptian culture, and making him get tangled up onto the carpet and land straight into a sarcophagus with the inscription ‘Gakupo II’.
Jax then threw Luka onto N’s head and ran away, making Luka stick to N’s face like crazy.
“Ugh! Get off me you stupid octopus! What were you even thinking when you threw me that way?”
“I’m sorry! I just wanted to end things faster that way!”
“Get me out will you?”
“Sorry….!”
After the quarrel, Luka finally freed N from the coffin, but N ended up tripping and rolling down the stairs of the museum, releasing the carpet onto the stairs and also sending Luka flying in the process.

Meanwhile, J (the museum guard) was looking for the person who shot the firecracker earlier that day, when all of a sudden she saw N and Luka rolling down the stairs, and Luka was the first to drop down and land on J’s face.
“Ugh! An octopus, how did this thing get in here? Wait, isn’t this one of the artifacts? I had no idea it was alive. And also…… Is that N????”
Before she could finish her sentence N came rolling down like a barrel, landing on top of her and crushing her completely flat.
“Ugh! N! What are you doing here? Wait are you the one who set off the firework? I can tell it’s you since the back of your dress is ripped, hmm?”
“Uh…… I can explain?”
“Before you can explain, get this octopus off my head, it’s going to rip off my hair at any minute now!”
“Sorry! Not this moment, Got to go now!”
“YOU…….!”
N quickly ran away before he could get beaten up, since he was here to give Jax a bad time, not get one himself. After some rapid running, he found Jax in the Greek section of the museum.
“There he is…… ugh…… I will transform and send him flying out of this place.”
With that, N spread his wings and his eyes crossed in the shape of a huge X. He was ready to give the tall rabbit a bad time of his life. So N went flying straight on for Jax……. Until Jax took out a gigantic fan and turned it on making N lose control of his flight and crash headfirst into the wall, knocking out the Venus Meiko statue’s head.

“Ugh…… Stupid guy……. He used that fan to make me lose balance while flying! And…… and……. Did I just break the statue’s head? Oh no, I’m in really big trouble now.”
Just then, J walked straight up to the place where N had crash-landed.
“Well, if it isn’t the museum breaker himself. First you shoot fireworks in the museum and destroy the celling and floor, then you mess with the Luka octopus, and then you break the statue’s head? I’ll give you a proper punishment; it’s to stay like that forever!”
After her words were finished, J adjusted the Meiko statue’s body right below N’s head, to make it look like he was the original in the first place(and even throwing Luka on his head too), and left him like that.
“Ah! No! Help me, J, I’m sorry! Let me out! What if V or Uzi sees me like this? Well, they already broke up with me but they’ll still make fun of me! Damn…… I hate my miserable status…….” Was all N could say as he was stuck there, not to mention the back of his ‘dress’ was still ripped and Luka was starting to attach to his face as well.