So.

When I mentioned to friends that I was going to try this Pokesona challenge, a few people were swift and stern to tell me not to be self-deprecating. And I tried.

Gracious fuck did I try.

And then this past week reminded me that sometimes, I don't really feel like a human so much as a badly written glitchtacular AI completely failing to interact correctly with - or even comprehend - the world around me while piloting a broken meat suit.

Therefore, Porygon Z.