"I dunno, I just think that video game localizers should maybe take a course on songwriting, because what they do to these theme songs is just execrable. Like, all they do is count up syllables and rhyme the lines, and who cares about syllable stress matching the downbeats? Why not cram five different consonant sounds into two sixteenth notes on the lead-in to a measure? It just ... GAH."

"... I'm sure I would totally agree with you if I knew literally anything about writing music."

skyshot101 Ross discovers that getting Fess to come out of his shell is easier than expected, much to his regret.

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