"Joined a sumo tournament, eh Gamon? Do you even know any technique? ... and isn't it kinda stereotypical?"
"Eh. It's a charity exhibition, and I was invited. I fully expect to lose in the first round despite my best effort, and then spend the rest of it bothering food vendors. I've been jonesing for some takoyaki - ooh, or mitarashi dango."
"... speaking of balls, where'd you hide yours?"
"snort ... pocket dimension in the bike shorts. In sumo, you're disqualified if you touch the ground with anything but your feet, remember? I don't want to lose before I've left the opening crouch."