Commission for Koobi <-- that name =o right there. Tis truley verily who its for. What does verily even mean? O.O

Lt. Smiley checking in. You remember me, right? I mean, its hard not to. Luxurious fur, adorable face. Er, I mean future war lord/lordess. Is a lordess even a thing? Anyway. Report time. I ran across the earth otter again. That's what it calls itself. Whatever an 'otter' is. Anyway the dumb thing actually believed me when I told it I knew a fun game. Kekeke. It wasn't a game. Here's the super cool part of the secret...I made it up. Kekeke. Aren't I clever?
--Lt. Smiley out!

Smiley. You're doing it wrong. Smiley....Stahp. Devious little feline up to no good no doubt.