Hello loyal fans, readers and assorted sadist specialist—if I ever get a blog up I’ll totally open with that. So I sat by some random guy in the coffee shop today and tugged on his tie. People are so uptight on this planet. Actually I guess I can’t say that that applies exclusively to this planet. Warped Visions—our crew leader—there’s a Qwuedeviv who’s uptight. Seriously, it’s like some rammed a stick up its…moving on. The guy I met at the coffee shop was pretty uptight too; thought I was a freak and all the usual Earthian assumptions. I offered to get him a second cup of coffee at my expense, but he insisted he would call the cops or something along those lines. I love getting the Earthians all riled up, but apparently it jeopardizes our cover. Does that seriously even exist with Crew 52 messing everything up all the time? Anyway I got a ‘police escort’ out of the coffee shop—naturally that would be Captain Killjoy Sif.
Simply put, Ick has nothing better to do with its time then cause trouble and what not. XP And yus, that guy does in fact look a lot like professor Oak XD And no, it is not him.