Play on the commissioner's name. Yes I realize its Smiley =I Still play on commissioner's name.

The enemy swarmed in from all around. Giant war ships, screaming through the sky. Everywhere I turned, three more! No normal Qwuedeviv Lieutenant could have battled as fiercely as I did that day. No Qwuedeviv General could even have pulled off such an intense battle single handedly. I beat 'um all of course.

--Lt. Smiley Out!

So this was drawn basically as a Smiley version of this image: http://imageshack.us/a/img850/6633/31tn.jpg