A funny pic I wanted to do inspired by the Red Dwarf episode, White Hole.

Louie and Luke get irritated by the Talkie Toaster.

Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

Louie: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.

Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?

Louie: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.

Louie: Just shut your grill. *bangs the toaster*

Toaster: OW!

Luke: Now this is why we use regular toasters.

Louie and Luke are © to me

Chao is © to Sega

Talkie Toaster is © to Grant Naylor Productions