One holiday shopping season I was waiting in line at Borders, all happy about the book I was going to purchase. When this guy got in line behind me and started chatting me up.

All of a sudden he starts in with, "You're so cute, you know, you're just my type. How about when we get out of this line we-" And then he PRESSED HIS HIPS UP AGAINST ME! O///////////O!

I immediately jumped away and then turned to find hubby and waved at him, "OH LOOK THAR'S MAH HUBBY, GTG BAI!" and I ran away. D: D: D: D:

And now you have a practice run in comic format. x3