Sometimes, I'd like to be like a big brother to Parker. I'd like to diaper him, bathe him, rock him to sleep, so I thought I'd draw an alternate universe pic where he's a baby and I'm a Teen. Note, I am not wearing underwear. That thing I'm wearing is actually a pair of depends I saw on TV once, a pair that is very thin. Because of that, I will eventually ditch it for a real diaper.

Parker is trying to sneak away because it's bath time, but I'm onto him and snagged his pelenka. Parker actually loves baths. You see, when it's bath time, we play a little game. If he can avoid being caught for 2 minutes, he gets a cookie after his bath. However, if I catch him or if Parker loses his diaper, he still gets a cookie, but that cookie is laced with Laxative, which will result in a diaper that really needs a change. Parker is fine either way.