Another thing I thought up at Mcdonalds and wanted to rant about. You know those gumball machines that dispense little toys instead of gumballs? You always wish they'd dispense that cool necklace but instead give you a cheap little gold chain? I can tell you, while at a bowling alley, I got like 10 of those bloody cheap chains at a machine while trying to get something cool, a plastic ring I think. I had to keep going to my mother to keep asking for more change. I probably spent like 5 dollars worth of quarters.

So Parker and me are at the bowling alley, and yes, Parker wore a pink pelenka because boys can wear pink too. Then I passed by one of those machinery things that these cool plastic rings in it. I got some change out of my diaper and bought a capsule. Unfortunately, said capsule was a crappy cheap fake gold chain. So I handed it to Parker and bought another. This happened 20 times, I used up all of my change and Parker stuffed all the capsules into his pelenka. Bloody crappy machines.