One day while being babysat by the Lancaster Family, they saw an ad for a Toddler Lady competition. The prize was a Brand new Giant Screen TV. Since they were still using a 60's TV, they decided they should enter. The problem was that they didn't have a Toddler Lady, all they had was me. We all know I was all they needed. They stripped me bare, sprayed me with girly perfume, put me in a girls diaper, and dressed me up as a girl, complete with fake eyelashes. At the competition, I just stood there and pouted, and the judges chose me as the winner.