One day at Gamestop, I saw they had the new Earth Defense Force Game, EDF 2025. I bought it and do not regret a single cent spent. That game is just an endless barrel of massacring aliens! So a picture was drawn to commemorate it. The EDF were getting desperate, so they began recruiting toddlers such as myself to fight the Ravagers. I performed remarkably at destroying enemy dropships. Then a gunship snuck up behind me and shot me right above my tail. Not only did it sting like hell, but it also burned away part of my pelenka, which eventually fell off. Get a medic over here!