Parker determined that the reason I enjoy pull ups now is because my mind has been aging gradually. He found a serum that can stop it on the internet and synthesized it. There was only one problem, it had to be administered through a needle into the infected one's tail. After putting it in a syringe, Parker began slowly creeping up behind me. Did I notice and run away? Thats for another picture. Also, Parker is wearing the same kind of diaper the Tanuki from Samurai Pizza cats wore. I think it's a cloth strapped diaper, but with only one strap. Unique ain't it?