Spike told me that Teenage Dragons in Equestria are gits. He was right. One day, during a migration over the Library, I was playing outside. One of the teenagers saw me and thought of a prank. He flew down and gave me a massive diaper wedgie. It was so hard it eventually ripped. The dragon laughed as he flew off. After Spike changed me and laid me down for my nap, I snuck out and found a clearing where the dragons were. I drugged the dragon who gave me a wedgie and then proceeded to smash every bone in his body with a crowbar.

I hate those teenage dragons in MLP FIM, mainly because how they made fun of Spike. Thats why in an upcoming fan fic (if I ever finish the outline), they are all going to die.