Parker: At last, I made it to that prick Ripto. I wanted to make him pay for all the crap I went through. I was supposed to collect these stupid orbs Hunter threw to me, but I didn't care about those, I just went crazy on Ripto with my Fire Naginata. Then, when he was weakened, I used my super finishing move. I sat my diapered bum down on his face, suffocating him. The fact it was dirty made him dead in 10 seconds. Sparx was sick of changing my nappies and quit his job, flying off to parts unknown. Oh well, I don't need him anymore. Now I can head to that awesome Dragon shore for some R&R.